Idiots on two wheels

Since I decided that I would give up my truck for a week, I have been noticing that there are many idiots on two wheels. There are many people in Portland that have decided that they are too cool for a helmet. These same people are also the ones that blow through stop signs and pass on the right. They must believe that their tribal tattoo will protect them. Hey morons, that 3/4 ton truck you just cut off can turn you and your fixie into a grease spot and not even know it.

The other instance of morons is joggers. Can you run in a straight line? Can you not block the entire path? The trail along the river is multi-use, not f**king joggers only. Here is a quarter, go buy a clue!